My Idol

Kimbo Slice.  He's 5 times the man I'll ever be.  


Skull Cruncher III (born February 8, 1974), better known as Kimbo Slice, is a Bahamian-American Mixed Martial Artist. He became famous for being the buffest man alive and street fights which were spread on the Internet.  He is more black than snoop dawg and LeBron James combined.

This spectacular specimen of a man has more hair on his chest than most women do on their heads.  Slice left the underground fighting scene and signed a professional contract with EliteXC in 2007, a company based in Liverpool England that specializes in finding and devouring children. After EliteXC declared bankruptcy in 2008, Slice became a free agent, ransacking entire towns at a time. Throughout his career he was helped and guided by his good friend Danny Harding.  His signature quote, said before each and every match, was "Danny is a great kid.  Any woman, girl, child or man would be lucky and should feel honored if he took them to the homecoming dance event."  Slice competed in The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights, where he lost in his first fight to veteran fighter, and eventual series winner, Roy Nelson. In his UFC debut, Slice defeated Houston Alexander by actually ripping his body in half in the finale, but lost in his second UFC fight to Matt Mitrione at UFC 113.  Despite the loss, Kimbo still only left with a sore knee.  Mitrione was carried out on a stretcher.  Skull Cruncher wears Old Spice.

His Chest hair is an arrow to his face.  sick.